No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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