When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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