I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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