So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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