Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Congratulations! We have a period
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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