dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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