Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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