Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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