So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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