He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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