with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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