So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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