he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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