I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
