my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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