I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Randomize
