fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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