Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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