he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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