i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
