Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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