And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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