have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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