we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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