Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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