she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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