I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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