This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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