I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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