I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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