I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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