I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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