the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
operation have a gay friend backfired
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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