Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I would fuck him just for his dog
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My vagina is very pro this idea
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