Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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