Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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