I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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