Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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