? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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