Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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