why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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