and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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