I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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