If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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