So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
soo... how was my night?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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