I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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