gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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