happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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