Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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