I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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